Here stands god, right before your eyes.

Do not fear or whatever, you're only going to make yourself look helpless
Allow me to introduce myself, I am everything you've desired to be as well as everything you despise,
the essence of everything and nothing
at the same timeDO NOT COME COMPLAINING ABOUT MY NAME ALRIGHT just call me Edgar if you're so upset about it
















































Anyway, yeah, I created everything you're seeing right now
Everything on earth and this reality was made by me
Is it really that surprising? There couldn't POSSIBLY be another reason why you exist other than me being a fucking jackass
Whatever
It seems you're kind of lost idiot
Leave. If you're looking for angel you're in the wrong place















































































































































































































































Angel if you're reading this can you tell me where you left that one pizza place's number? I can't find it and the fridge disappeared again